Liveblogging Jersey Shore: Season 4 Episode 9

Posted on September 29, 2011 | Leave a comment

Not going to lie, I have a lot more important things to remember besides what happened last week on Jersey Shore. So I really can’t give a recap because I don’t remember that either. What I do know is that we’re in the final stretch of shows this season. The season ends officially October 27 so that means with this week included 5 episodes left. Without this episode included that means 4 episodes left. Stay calm. The new season after that starts in January. Tonight we can just revel in episode 9.

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Liveblogging Jersey Shore: Season 4 Episode 8

Posted on September 22, 2011 | Leave a comment

Welcome back. Due to circumstances beyond my control (going out into the world and having fun on a Thursday) the liveblog of episode 7 never happened. I am actually going to be watching the show as a rerun for the first time ever before tonight’s new episode so I can make sure I am up to date. I don’t think much was missed, Snooki and Deena make out and some other shit happens. I will update this post after I watch it.

Pre Show Update: So I am watching last weeks episode and the summary is… Snooki and Deena get blackout drunk and make out while their vaginas are hanging out. Sammi and J-Woww act normal. Ronnie is accused of “Swacking” which is the process of “jacking” someones “swag”. Snooki admits her exploits with Deena to Jionni over the phone and shit happens and then Snooki hits a cop car. We are picking up from there…

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Tonight’s Liveblog

Posted on September 15, 2011 | Leave a comment

Tonight’s Jersey Shore liveblog has been postponed while we are in the city to see friends of the liveblog, Family Fun, play their music live in New York City! Stay tuned to the first DVRBlog of this weeks episode coming soon!

Update: I corrected my bad grammar on this article and there WILL be a DVR blog. It is just a matter of when.

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Liveblogging Jersey Shore: Season 4 Episode 6

Posted on September 8, 2011 | Leave a comment


I don’t even remember what is supposed to be going on during this week’s episode after last week’s preview. I have given up. Diehard fans have given up. At this point, UNICO has given up. They are done protesting the Jersey Shore. We have all realized that the show itself is on a downward spiral ready to implode on impact. The highlight of last week was The Situation slamming his own head into the wall sending him to the hospital. And I had to catch this right after my own Sunday dinner?? Some nerve.

Anyway in this week’s episode, more horseshit happens with the whole Jersey Shore gang in what is supposed to be Italy? The only real highlights are seeing if Ronnie cries some more, how far in the Plan B commercial will air and whose asshole is going to be hanging farther out, Snooki or Deena. According to my DVR, the name of this episode is “Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick.”

It could be worse, the show could be in 3d.

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Liveblogging Jersey Shore: Season 4 Episode 5

Posted on August 28, 2011 | Leave a comment


BONUS EPISODE

The party’s here TIMES TWO this week as we have another new episode of Jersey Shore as a lead in for the atrocious MTV Music Awards. Here’s a spoiler for that: Lady Gaga and Lil’ Wayne will win a bunch of awards you won’t give two shakes of a fuck about.

What does matter is we finally find out why Situation was put in a stretcher between his and Ronnie’s bitch fight.

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