Internet Notes Part 1

So I took the day off and instead of sleeping in, I am griping about technology.

FourSquare – I don’t get it. I don’t think I ever will get it. You are broadcasting to the world where you are. Outside a group of real life friends, why would anyone else want to see this? I can get a Facebook like feature that would be opt-in for this (and not those fucking status updates) where you could see your friends on a map or something, but I really don’t want the world knowing what I am up to. Apparently it is just me though since they have been getting an asshole full of VC money lately.

Scrobbling On The Mac – Why is there no good modern Scrobbler client for last.fm’s service on the Mac right now? iScrobbler for the Mac was kicking ass for so long and then it just died. It was an open source client too and no one has touched it. While I know there are a number of other Scrobbler clients/iTunes controllers out there that will report your computer played music, but I want an application the will reliably track what I play on my iPod/iPhone as well. Nothing out there seems to do it that is still being actively developed. Somebody help me out here.

iPhone 4 – I was going to say something about my new iPhone and the whole reception issue debacle. Then I bought a much needed case for it and really just forgot about it. I mean you can video chat with this thing. It records HD video. Once the case went on, my bars were back. Let me say that for me though in and around NYC even though when the bars dropped when I didn’t have a case, my calls were all fine. I may have an issue with the proximity sensor though… Story developing.

Updates to this page – So I updated WordPress to 3.0 here at utterer.org. I also switched the theme to the default “Twenty Ten” theme because it is nice and simple and lets me make that cheesy header image of the picture I showed in my previous post. Of course this means I am going to have to make more posts to knock that image off the main page so people think it has been my header forever. I am also using all native WordPress Widgets for the sidebar now as opposed to copy and pasting templates. Actually the PSN game ID is still copy and pasted. I still don’t know PHP.

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My First iPhone 4 Picture

So my preorder came in early and I am testing out the camera and uploading to wordpress.

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I Don’t Update Much

Wow it really has been since October when I penned my masterwork article on the merits of Rope ‘n’ Fly 2. Truth is, I am really too committed to blogging to post new articles. I have a hard time writing up a short little some shit and posting it here. I feel like every one of my posts have to be lengthy well worded pieces complete with some type of image or media to keep the public entertained. I know that no one really even reads this page except the occasional person coming in for some type of search result that will surely leave them disappointed.

Currently I am in the middle of what I would like to call my Spring 2010 west coast tour. I am in Las Vegas right now. This is for work. I had Avid recertification classes this past week that wrapped up with a test today and as of next week from Sunday until Tuesday night I will be meeting with various vendors and checking out the show floor for new products at this year’s National Association of Broadcasters show. I was out here around the same time last year for the same events, but I really didn’t get to check out the show due to the fact that we were working on a fairly large bid for work and had to meet with vendors associated with it. This time around it is a different story and I should be able to have time to look at some interesting new technologies in the broadcast field. Sure it’s no Macworld Expo, but I still like looking at new technology in a field that I work in.

On Wednesday I am hitting the road. I am making the drive from Las Vegas out to Los Angeles. I haven’t been to Los Angeles for more than a day about 2 years ago and I have been looking forward to checking out the area since I have spent a bunch of time in San Francisco on trips but never got to see the southern half of the state. Hopefully there will not be any earthquakes to be had during my stay.

Although it would just add to the fun od this trip. I really didn’t plan it out well so I am not 100% on where I am going to be staying. Basically I am out of my hotel here in Vegas on Wednesday the 14th and I have to get on a plane at LAX at roughly 8:30 in the morning on Sunday. From between those two points I am not quite sure where I am staying or what I am doing yet but I am sort of looking forward to seeing if I can get plans to come together at the last minute.

Keep in mind if you don’t see any posts from me after this for a bit, it doesn’t mean I am dead.

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Rope ‘n Fly… My Favorite iPhone Game

Before getting my iPhone this past January, I had a Palm Treo 680, and before that I had a Treo 600, and before that I had a Palm III that I would carry along with my Nokia brick phone with the interchangeable face plate (mine was made of 100 dollar bills). All of those Palm’s had one game in common across all of them: SFCave.

SFCave Courtesy www.sfcave.com

SFCave Courtesy www.sfcave.com

The concept has been done before (Java version here), you are this ribbon floating down a cave that gets progressively more narrow as your score increases. It had one simple button, go up. The longer you held it, the higher the ribbon went up. When you let go of the button, the ribbon would sink. Try to get as far as you can before you hit either the ceiling, the ground or one of the things floating in the middle of the screen. It was mind numbingly simple and and easy time killer.

I finally had to send my trusty Palm OS off to greener pastures of a more modern cell phone operating system (I see you WebOS and I will give you a call in a year and a half when my AT&T contract is up). You would think that I would find joy in color versions of some SFCave clone using the touch screen. But I didn’t. Sure there are clones of Cave out there on the vast App Store and I even tried a few. But I felt with a new phone, I should have a new mind numbingly simple game that can grace my home screen.

Early on, I found a lot of joy with the challenges provided by the excellent Flight Control (iTunes Link). In it, you use your finger to navigate a flight path for a variety of different planes to a variety of different landing strips, all at the same time while trying to avoid having them collide. It was simple fun that didn’t get frustrating at higher levels even though I knew I was going to lose. For this reason, I still keep Flight Control on my home screen. But it is only a fallback in the very rare times I don’t want to play my absolute favorite iPhone game in the world… Rope ‘n Fly.

Flight Control

Rope ‘n Fly 2 (iTunes Link) just came out which i have been loving currently but more or less the game remains the same. Any words I write on the game from this point on though are based on the fun I am having with the sequel.

Rope and Fly 2 Logo

Rope ‘N Fly 2 (heretofore referred to as RNF2) puts you in the roll of a superhero like character who throws ropes to swing between buildings. It is totally side scrolling and to jump from building to building you tap the building you want to throw your “rope” onto. It’s so simple I can play an easy game on the subway, on the bus into the city, in line for the bathroom at the bar, whenever.

Rope 'n Fly

I think the way the game plays out is where I draw my entertainment from it. The way the character swings across the screen, the way that you get into a zone of learning just where to hit the rope to get that extra long swing, or a large number of spins before connecting to another building. Every time I play, I try to get my character that extra few feet further than last time and if I miss, it is satisfyingly frustrating to have to start all over again.

For 99 cents, the game is a total bargain. Especially the new 2.0 sequel. Sure it has “3-D” buildings and weather, but that is the least of it. It has OpenFeint integration to track your game online through achievements and leaderboards, even better physics of a stick figure character swinging across the screen and the ability to skim the ground and lose your legs but still keep going. In the previous title when you hit the ground, no matter how tiny a part, it was lights out. Thankfully though, the concept and the gameplay stay the same.

Open Feint

I really can’t think of any complaints for this game right now. And I really tried to find some. I tried to stretch issues like how at some points my iPhone slows to a crawl, but with the phone doubling in processor and graphics power every year, I have a feeling that the complaint is going to be prevalent in more and more games. The sequel isn’t that monumental an update to warrant a 2.0 revision and the developer charges for a new game. But the game is 99 cents. And the original game is 99 cents. Two dollars lost. I have spent hundreds of dollars on horrible computer and video games. 2 dollars spent on two entertaining titles is not bad at all.

Alright how much more do i have to say about the game. Just go spend the buck and get it. Or try the somewhat limited demo (iTunes Link) for free and decide on it later on to buy the game. Hopefully this will tide me over until SFCave Deluxe is out for WebOS in a year and a half or so.

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Updates Aplenty

So I keep telling myself that I should be writing on this more. Problem is, I start writing and go on for pages and pages as I am sure this post will be. So the other reason I figure is maybe because I never spent enough time customizing the page to look how I see fit. I pretty much went with a WordPress template and just started posting.

Main reason why I didn’t touch anything though is that I have no clue about PHP and shit like that. Yeah I know my HTML stuff up to say HTML 3 but that’s about it. Style sheets scare me, MySQL is a foreign language to me, the thought of trial and error troubleshooting PHP issues makes my stomach churn.

So I am going to just man up and start making site tweaks head on. It’s not like anyone is even looking at this page anyway so I have plenty of room for error. If you are seeing this and something looks messed up, I probably broke something and it should be returning to normal shortly. If things go right, I will have some interesting stories for everyone that I will want to type out. Things such as falling out of buses and being a a witness on one of those TV court shows. Stay tuned.

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